What now?

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vintagegeekculture:

I don’t know the context for this, but it isn’t necessary. A more truthful ad has never been printed.

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physticuffs:

anderz-zombieslayer:

euphoric-blue:

omg-humor:

I didn’t expect that

This makes me uncomfortable

Big boy

i’m fairly confident the reason everyone assumes Curiosity is about the size of a dog is because informal NASA press (and by extension, the general culture of people who care abt what NASA’s up to) talks about Curiosity like it is, in fact, an unusually smart and self-aware pet, and i think that’s beautiful.

(Source: omg-humor, via billionaireisaslur)

good-n1ghtmares:

owmyeyeballs:

daggerkid:

sexycraisinthanos:

surprisebitch:

baberscamille:

snakeybones:

thelaughingvulture:

finnglas:

tellingetienne:

knitmeapony:

pixelatedtoys:

naamahdarling:

terramythos:

lizardsister:

hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills

Betty Biopsy

Beulah Don’t Like This Rash

Marjory Can’t Fucking Breathe.

Mary Jane Acid Reflux.

Phyllis Fell Down

Jewel Infection In My Jawbone

Amanda Going Into Labor

Alma Appendectomy

Donna gets Vaccinated

Magdalena Blood Test

Mary Jane Acid Reflux is my new favorite band

Joyce Headache

Not a bad name

Lana Major Depression

Beverly Sleep Deprivation

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tapehissorchid:

when the whole squad’s flourishing

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